My baby girl is certainly not a baby when it comes to talking. She can easily out talk a 4 year old, and has no problem holding conversations with adults. These days, she's even full of excuses...
1. Accusing her brother
Aunty Ann was telling us to keep the tissue box out of L's reach as she's fond up pulling tissues out of the box. L overheard Aunty and said, "Yah, better put it high up on the shelf else kor-kor will play with the tissue!"
2. Feigning ignorance
I told L numerous times not to bite her bottle teat else she'll have to use the cup. Teats are expensive and I'm not about to replace them every time she bites a hole in them. While drinking from her milk bottle she suddenly cried out, "Someone bit a hole on my tit-tit!"
Me: I wonder who did!
L: It wasn't me, someone did!
3. Faking urgency
Poppy was taking a nap and L wanted Poppy to get up and play. After several failed attempts to wake Poppy, she shouted, "I need to go shee-shee!". Poppy jumped up immediately to take her to the toilet. L: I know how to wake Poppy up now!"
